Regarding the "Squeaky Wheel" blog on our little crunchy brown Petaluma critters, may I suggest:

"Daze of Whine and Roaches"

You know the tune....

How about "Rats to Roaches" (sung my Tony Bennett) :-)

In regards to calling the street maintenance department to complain about numerous potholes, how about:

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Not to mention all the street lights that are constantly out on Petaluma Blvd where they just shaved the lanes and on Western Ave.

Quote: >>>all the street lights that are constantly out on Petaluma Blvd.<<<

May I suggest "You Light Up My Life"

Regarding the tight Petaluma roundabouts:
To the tune of the Beach Boys:
"Round, Round, Get Around,I Get Around
I'm Gettin Bugged Driving Up and Down the Same Old Strip....
Round, Round, Get Around, I Get Around....."

Fantastic KRRH! Please allow for my interpretation:
"Can't get around,[round, round] across the town, cause there's no good way, I try it everyday. I'm getting bugged driving up and down the same old strip, can't get a turn to the left and then the circles are sh*t! Can't get around......"

I think some folks here have found their true calling. Watch out Weird Al!

Thanks for the chuckle...

"East Side, West Side, All Around the Town......"

Stairway to Heaven?

How's about the theme song for the plans to screw this town into chain store retail oblivion

Nirvana's 'Rape Me' comes to mind.

Thank you for opening the D Street Bridge ahead of time, and this song may be linked to the economy in downtown Petaluma. Or the murkiness LOL. A classic!

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Some of you may remember this tune from 1962: L

Biggie boxes, biggie boxes,
biggie boxes made of ticky-tacky

Bigie boxes, biggie boxes,
and they all look just the same

There's a Mervyns, and a shoe store,
and Couches Etcetera

And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
and they all look just the same.

LOL (but it's not really funny....)

Do you watch "Weeds"
Little Boxes is the theme song, and every time I pass the planned unit developments in town,the song runs in my head!

"they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same"

You're right though, in terms of the over development in this town it is just sad.

2009 Petaluma Theme Song (regarding the asphalt plant). May I suggest:

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes